Short Story

There once was a guy named Bob.
Bob was looking for a job.
Bob got angry and started a mob.
And they all started to rob.
But fail after fail,
he ended up in jail.
He couldn’t afford a bail.
So he’s now taking a dump in a pail.
Bob is angry with himself now.
And he’s trying not to have a cow.
He got out of jail, but he didn’t know how.
Pleased with himself, he took a silent bow.
He had no idea what to say.
He remembered a motto: “Have it your way”
so now in the present, today,
he’s having a life merry and gay.
But one day he hit his head.
He walked it off and went to bed.
He grabbed his teddy bear named Ted.
But in his sleep he became dead.
Everyone mourned at his grave,
and they all knew that he gave
his entire life devoted to save
people that lived in caves.