RHYME

Once upon a time, there was a time of rhyme, and the time of rhyme was like committing a crime. Committing a crime in rhyme time was to steal limes. These limes were special and were covered in slime. The slime was the prime chime of the mimes. I have run out of rhymes and now I don’t have any more time, and none of this made any sense worth a dime.

Very odd question...

If a person were to die, what would you do? No, seriously think this through; what would you do? Would you cry and mourn for them untill the tears stop? Would you try to live on with your life as if nothing happened? Would you go to extremes and kill yourself or someone else? Or would you just be plain old sad? Would you dance on their grave? Would you piss on their grave? Would you be as happy as you could ever be? A heartless person would do that, but what would YOU do? Would you set the grave on fire? Watch the flames engulf your enemy, and tell yourself that you warned them? If the grave were on fire, would you try to stop the flames from burning it up, and tell yourself you did well because you were very close to them (at heart)? Would you have a giant party, and invite all their family members just to mock them? Would you forge their will and take every last penny they had? Would you run away, and hope no one finds you in your terrible, depressed state? Would you commit crimes because you didn't know what else to do? Would you just lie beside their grave, and die too? Would you visit that grave every single day and night, and lay flowers where your loved one is burried? Would you dig up the grave, and rob the last thing they ever had? Would you have sexual intercourse with their wife/husband? WOULD YOU JUST FORGET THEY EVER LIVED AND LIVE YOUR LIFE TO THE MOST ECTREME YOU COULD?

Facebook or Myspace?

Okay, I personally like Facebook way more then Myspace, the only problem is that Facebook doesn't have cool layouts like Myspace does, it's just plain white and blue. Comment and tell me whether you like Facebook better or Myspace better?

Short Story

There once was a guy named Bob.
Bob was looking for a job.
Bob got angry and started a mob.
And they all started to rob.
But fail after fail,
he ended up in jail.
He couldn’t afford a bail.
So he’s now taking a dump in a pail.
Bob is angry with himself now.
And he’s trying not to have a cow.
He got out of jail, but he didn’t know how.
Pleased with himself, he took a silent bow.
He had no idea what to say.
He remembered a motto: “Have it your way”
so now in the present, today,
he’s having a life merry and gay.
But one day he hit his head.
He walked it off and went to bed.
He grabbed his teddy bear named Ted.
But in his sleep he became dead.
Everyone mourned at his grave,
and they all knew that he gave
his entire life devoted to save
people that lived in caves.

Lyrics umm.... 4?

There once was a guy named Bob.
Bob was looking for a job.
Bob got angry and started a mob.
And they all started to rob.
But fail after fail,
He ended up in jail.
And couldn’t afford a bail.
So now he’s taking a dump in a pail.
Bob is angry with himself now.
And he’s trying not to have a cow.
He got out of jail, but he didn’t know how.
Pleased with himself, he took a silent bow.
He had no idea what to say.
He remembered a motto: “Have it your way”
So now in the present, today.He’s having a life merry and gay.

Eminem

Eminem is a pretty good rapper. He can make the most stupidest things not corny in a song. His beats are awesome too. And the best part is... HE'S WHITE! (not racist...) I mean, there re a lot of black rappers, and not so many white rappers. Marshall Mathers (Eminem's real name) raps about what he's been through. So he can relate to what he writes. And so can other people, if they have been in a similar situation. He mostly talks about troubles he has had, and his daughter. Eminem is a great inspiration for starting rappers out in the world.