Saturday Is Better Than Sunday!

I think that Saturday is better than Sunday because usually you get to stay up all night on a Saturday and you can’t on a Sunday because you have to go to school the next day. It’s more fun on Saturday because usually you have more time. If you don’t get to finish what you wanted to do, you still have Sunday. SATURDAY IS WAY BETTER THAN SUNDAY!

Funny Song Found On Comedy Central

I watched the show Spark Of Insanity and Jeff Dunham the vantriliquist sang a song with his dummy Achmed the dead terrorist.

I thought it was really funny and here it is (I edited a little bit because of bad language)

Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq,
I got to checkpoint A, but not to checkpoint B,
That's when I got shot in the butt, by the U.S. military,
Ohh jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up you see,
Where are all the women that Ben Laden promised me?
Ohh jingle bombs, jingle bombs, your soldier shot me dead,
The only thing that I have left, is this towel upon my head,
I used to be a man, but everytime I cough,
Thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off,
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work,
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convinent store night clerk,
Ohh jingle bombs, jingle bombs, I think I got screwed,
Dont laugh at me cuz I'm dead or I KILL YOUUUUUU!!!

I love the song baby come back