Saturday Is Better Than Sunday!

I think that Saturday is better than Sunday because usually you get to stay up all night on a Saturday and you can’t on a Sunday because you have to go to school the next day. It’s more fun on Saturday because usually you have more time. If you don’t get to finish what you wanted to do, you still have Sunday. SATURDAY IS WAY BETTER THAN SUNDAY!

Funny Song Found On Comedy Central

I watched the show Spark Of Insanity and Jeff Dunham the vantriliquist sang a song with his dummy Achmed the dead terrorist.

I thought it was really funny and here it is (I edited a little bit because of bad language)

Dashing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan, for Christmas in Iraq,
I got to checkpoint A, but not to checkpoint B,
That's when I got shot in the butt, by the U.S. military,
Ohh jingle bombs, jingle bombs, mine blew up you see,
Where are all the women that Ben Laden promised me?
Ohh jingle bombs, jingle bombs, your soldier shot me dead,
The only thing that I have left, is this towel upon my head,
I used to be a man, but everytime I cough,
Thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off,
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work,
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convinent store night clerk,
Ohh jingle bombs, jingle bombs, I think I got screwed,
Dont laugh at me cuz I'm dead or I KILL YOUUUUUU!!!

I love the song baby come back

New Fact: Seashell

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect. Isn't that weird? I knew that I didn't hear the ocean, of course but its blood in the veins! That is WEIRD. Pretty cool, ain't it?

Food

Im not sure why, I think it's some sort of horomone but im always hungry. If you have food and you are willing to give it to me, I'll probably eat it, if I think it tastes good. If I'm bored, I eat. I eat so much more than a lot of people but thanks to my fast matabolism, im fit!

Lions

How bad are the Lions this season? 0-9?!? That's embarrasing. Lions are horrible. They can't win a game even if every other player on the opposite team were asleep. Theyr'e a disgrace to the NFL. The next team that plays them should have mercy and lose on purpouse, except the Titans because they don't wanna add an L to their all W board.

Obama!!!

I think Obama winning the presidential election was a great choice. Obama had 349 electoral votes while McCain had 163 electoral votes. I think Obama winning the presidential election was a great choice because america needs a change. A good change, and Obama will lead us to it.

Obama being elected the first black president is historical. Many blacks now know that all men are created equal, and that vow shall stand in the United States. Obama is a role model for many blacks. They look up to him, knowing that they can do anything as long as they work hard for it. Obama '08!!!

Madden

I like football but I honestly think that Madden is a horrible game. Its boring, I like NFL Street a lot better. The people dive like 5 feet to make a tackle.

Trick or Treat

I would rather prank a lot of people than recieve candy for knocking on complete stranger's doors. Why don't parents see that knocking on complete stranger's doors is dangerous?! What if the person is a child predator or something? I would much rather T-P houses and throw eggs at strangers, it's a lot more fun. Plus, they will never find out that you did it because your wearing a costume.

Football

I'm not really sure why, but I really like football. Ever since my best friend signed me up for the Arlington Football League, I've loved football ever since. I want to be a professional football player in the NFL(National Football League) when I grow up. Some people dont really understand football but once you get it, you will love football too.

The Girl...

The Girl You Hold Tight, And Know Nothing Can Go Wrong, The Girl You Get Up For Every Morning, And Can't Wait To See Her Shining Face, The One Thing That's On Your Mind From The Time You Wake Up, To The Time You Dream About Her, The Girl That You Would Die For Anyday, The Only Reason You Get Up Every Morning. When You Hold Her, You Know That No One Can Ever Take Her Away From You. The Most Beautiful Thing You Have Ever Seen. The Girl You Love, And Know That She Loves You Too...

Halloween

I think that Halloween is pretty stupid... Sure you get free candy, but whats it celebrating? How far you'll go to get candy? Dressing up as a complete idiot? I dont really get it. AND kids our age are a bit too old to be doing stupid stuff for candy, that kind of thing sounds like what a 5-year old would do.

Colors

COLORS ARE COLORFUL...
THEY MAKE THE WORLD PRETTIFUL!!!
IF NOT
U WOULD ALL BE BLACK AND WHITE!!!
WHICH IN SOME CASES IS TRUE...
COLORS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND... ACTUALY GRAVITY DOES BUT COLORS ARE GOOD!!!

Pie!

I LIKE PIE!!!
YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!!!
MMMMMMMMMMMM.........
NICE HOT, PIE
WILL GET YOU THROUGH THE DAY!!!
PIE!!!

The Beatles

Honestly, i think that the legendary Beatles are awful... I dislike their kind of music. THEIR MUSIC MAKES MY EARS BLEED!!!

Jonas Brothers

I hate the Jonas Brothers! I think that they cant sing to save their life! I would pay NOT to see them perform. They give music a bad name. If they retire, I will throw a party, everyones invited! Except Jonas Brothers Fans, NO JONAS BROTHERS FANS ALLOWED!

Movies

I think Movies are a lot of better than reading. Why would you spend so much time on a book when you can see a movie in 2 hours instead? There are graphics, stunts, and most importantly, good acting...

Reading

I dont really like to read. Why can't people just watch a movie instead? Its the same thing!

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